These drugs are amazing. I feel stuff and everything.
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
I’m 24. I should be able to buy soft drink on a weekday without being accused of skipping school.
I just smashed a bottle of artificial grape flavouring. Now the entire house smells like grape. I am okay with this.
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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