May 2013
19 posts
These drugs are amazing.
I feel stuff and everything.
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
I’m 24. I should be able to buy soft drink on a weekday without being accused of skipping school.
I just smashed a bottle of artificial grape flavouring. Now the entire house smells like grape.
I am okay with this.
April 2013
39 posts
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
Shoot For The Moon!: whereischarleslee:... →
patronsaintofwolves:
whereischarleslee:
witchdumpling:
turtles arent slow
HOL Y SHIT THAT THING IS LIKE SONIC
They really aren’t like once I saw one in the middle of the road so I stopped my car to go move it to safety because it was slow creeping across. How about I bent down just to give it a…
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
