Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.
No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.
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Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
Uncle Marshall brought an army
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About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I’ve always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.
I spent…
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saw this guy walking around a pet store enjoying his day
I love the balloon. It’s got three obvious uses.
1) Let’s the owner know where his tortoise is at all times no matter where it roams within the store.
2) Helps people stop the tortoise so they don’t step on/trip over him.
3) Tortoise Bling.I LOVE YOU TORTOISE!
i literally just spit and said in a high pitched voice oh my god
oh my GOD Do you SEe HWOcUTE IT IS OMFG
He is like
clinging to this watermelon
like
“dis mine”
don’t worry babbu you can keep itA FLYING FOX EVERYONE OMG THEY ARE MY FAVORITE BAT I WAS OBSESSED WITH THEM IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
Wa’me’ns.
“i luvs dis”
b’aawww cutest snacktime ever
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